Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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