You really coming over, don't trick.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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