Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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