we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
