Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
and you fell through a lawn chair
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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