I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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