So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Text me some of your sweat
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
