Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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