he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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