The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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