I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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