Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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