I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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