Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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