youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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