Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
How's work?
Spinning.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
sex in a hospital.. check
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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