Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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