Who did Billy Mays play for?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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