Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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