how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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