K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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