Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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