Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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