absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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