is your mom at the bar?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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