Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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