Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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