My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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