At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
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I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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