found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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