She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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