I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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