I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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