Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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