I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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