That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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