Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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