My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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