Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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