The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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