even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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