They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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