Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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