Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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