Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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