what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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