do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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