hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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