I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize