since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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