I smell stomach acid.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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