his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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