I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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