Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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