Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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