Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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