We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
My feet surprised me
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