i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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